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April · 2026

Roni

Thirty-one years of being extraordinary

Five chapters. One story. All of it yours.

Open your gifts
I⚔️ Far, Far Away
II♈ Fire Sign
○Sealed
III🦊🐰 Fox & Rabbit
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IV🎬 Bollywood
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V🎂 The Final Gift
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Chapter I

Episode XXXI —
The Birthday
of Roni

E P I S O D E    X X X I


THE BIRTHDAY OF RONI



In the vast universe, among billions of stars,
one shines brightest — yours.



Across every constellation,
the force has always guided us back to each other.



Today, on your 31st orbit around the sun,
the universe conspires to celebrate
the most extraordinary being it has ever made.



You are the light in the darkness.
The story worth telling
across all of time and space.



May the force be with you. Always.

Your first gifts — ancient relics of the expanded universe

Gift · I
Heir to the Empire
Timothy Zahn
The Expanded Universe begins here. A new chapter, just like ours.
Gift · II
Rule of Two
Drew Karpyshyn
Two souls, one journey.

P.S. — baked you a brownie 🍫

made with love
Chapter II

Born Under
a Fire Sign

ARIES
01
Fearlessly bold. You walk into rooms like you already own them. And you usually own them.
02
My favourite Product Owner. You turn chaos into clarity, and clarity to chaos.
03
Born to lead. Not because you demand it, because people naturally follow. In meetings, in mountains, on Bangladesh.
04
Intuitive. Chiya Churot ???
06
True fire sign. Passionate, spontaneous, impossible to ignore. The universe knew exactly what it was doing on the day it made you an Aries.
As you step into your 31st year,I love you more n more...<3.
Chapter III

Fox &
Rabbit

Anyone can be anything — Nick & Judy, Zootopia

🦊
The Fox — clever, charming, a little chaotic. Says the wrong thing at the right moment. Somehow always gets away with it. Has terrible ideas that turn out to be brilliant.
🐰
The Rabbit — determined, warm, impossibly capable. Proves everyone wrong quietly, efficiently, and with a smile. Carries the whole operation on small but very capable shoulders.
🌆
Zootopia — the city where a fox and a rabbit find each other ...
"I don't know when I decided you were my favourite person.
Probably the moment you were most annoying."
Us
Roni's Playlist — songs that carry your name
01
Your Body Is a Wonderland
Self-explanatory. You know why.
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Chapter IV

Tujhe Dekha Toh
Yeh Jaana Sanam

Lines I think of when I think of you
"Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain, Senorita."
— Raj, DDLJ
"Ja Simran, jee le apni zindagi."
— Bauji, DDLJ — the most beautiful permission ever given
"Pyaar dosti hai. Agar woh meri sabse achhi dost nahin ban sakti, toh main usse kabhi pyaar kar hi nahin sakta."
— Raj, KKHH
"Palat... palat... palat."
— DDLJ — she always turns around. You always do.
"Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga, jaise khilta gulab... jaise shayar ka khwaab."
"Tujhe dekha toh yeh jaana sanam — pyaar hota hai deewana sanam."
"Zindagi mein kuch cheezein hoti hain jo sirf feel ki jaati hain. Unhe samjhaya nahin jaata."
"Kuch kuch hota hai, Anjali — tum nahi samjhogi."
Songs I think of when I think of you
01
Tujhe Dekha Toh
Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
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02
Chalte Chalte
Chalte Chalte (2003)
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03
Chaiyya Chaiyya
Dil Se
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04
Lag Ja Gale Se Phir
Woh Kaun Thi — Lata Mangeshkar
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Chapter V — The Last Gift

Happy Birthday,
My Favourite
Human

Thirty-one years ago, the universe made a decision — and it made you. You, with your quiet fire and your loud laugh. Your way of eating noodles like nothing else exists. Your face on a motorbike, like you could ride straight into the horizon.

I have watched you look at sunsets, temples, mountains, menus — and you give everything the same full attention. Like it matters. Like you're here.

Here's to 31. To every car, bike and train ride, every late night tea and churot, to meri jaan and JIJI. Every moment that's quietly, beautifully ours.

Happy Birthday, Tori. I love you.
31

Every road trip starts with getting in the car 🌄

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